{"id":2026,"date":"2014-09-08T08:54:31","date_gmt":"2014-09-08T15:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/colleenhouck.com\/?p=2026"},"modified":"2015-04-25T02:45:10","modified_gmt":"2015-04-25T09:45:10","slug":"september-monthly-contest-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colleenhouck.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/08\/september-monthly-contest-pick-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"SEPTEMBER MONTHLY CONTEST: Pick Up Lines!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, the following conversation happened with my husband.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So, I&#8217;m doing the September contest for Colleen. What should it be about?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Umm&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>{20 minutes and 3 separate topics later &#8212; I KID YOU NOT! But we were both working on separate things so no big deal.}<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How about pick up lines?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And strangely enough, I knew exactly which topic he was referring to.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/colleenhouck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/so-beautiful.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2064\" src=\"https:\/\/colleenhouck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/so-beautiful.jpg\" alt=\"so-beautiful\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.colleenhouck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/so-beautiful.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.colleenhouck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/so-beautiful-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.colleenhouck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/so-beautiful-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>They told me not to judge a book by it&#8217;s cover but I don&#8217;t even know you and I&#8217;m checking you out.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>{For the Harry Potter fans!}<\/h3>\n<p>Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you&#8217;re drop dead gorgeous.<\/p>\n<p>Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You must be magical, because I&#8217;ve fallen under your spell.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>{For the Star Wars or Star Trek fans!}<\/h3>\n<p>You&#8217;re the Obi-wan for me.<\/p>\n<p>Yoda one for me.<\/p>\n<p>Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on &#8216;stunning&#8217;.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If I were a stop light, I&#8217;d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>{For the gaming fans!}<\/h3>\n<p>You must be a Rogue because I was stunned when I first saw you.<\/p>\n<p>My Heart is BOP and you just rolled Need.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>{For the Doctor Who fans!}<\/h3>\n<p>Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I&#8217;m flying around the universe.<\/p>\n<p>Are you an angel? Because I haven&#8217;t blinked since I first saw your face.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Oh man, there are so many out there!<\/p>\n<p>When I met my husband&#8230;. well, my &#8220;pick up line&#8221; wasn&#8217;t intended as such. We met\u00a0in college. We lived in the same apartment complex. One Sunday, a friend and I went around to each apartment to invite people to join in church choir, winning over\u00a0the men folk with our stunning smiles and witty intellect. As my husband likes to say &#8220;this beautiful woman knocks on my door, asks me to sing in a choir, and so, of course, I was there&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And then he asked the other girl out on a date first.<\/p>\n<p>I love you, honey. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s the run down. You leave a comment with a pick up line (keep it clean, please!). Choose your favorite, the funniest, the worst, the one that worked for you. Doesn&#8217;t matter! Enter\u00a0up to 5\u00a0times.\u00a0ONE COMMENT PER PICK UP LINE PLEASE. That makes it easier for me when it is time to count the entries.<\/p>\n<p>Easy and totally fun, right?<\/p>\n<p>Oooh, and you know what I&#8217;d LOVE to see? Pick-up lines that would be <em>perfect<\/em> fora beloved character to have said. Ren, Kishan, Wesley, Li, Nilima, Mr. Kadam&#8230; or Kelsey. Girl power, y&#8217;all!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been wracking my brain for a really good prize. Date night in a bag? Date night printables? A jar of date ideas? 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What should it be about?&#8221; &#8220;Umm&#8230;.&#8221; {20 minutes and 3 separate topics later &#8212; I KID YOU NOT! But we were both working on separate things so no big deal.} &#8220;How about pick up lines?&#8221; And strangely enough, I knew exactly which topic he was referring to. They told me not to judge a book by it&#8217;s cover but I don&#8217;t even know you and I&#8217;m checking you out. {For the Harry Potter fans!} Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? 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